“Dear Future Girlfriend” #136: We’re going to have a stripper pole in the crib. I hope you’re prepared to use it.
Nice!
Teach me ur ways!
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Yes I do
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Vanilla ice cream inside hollowed out apples, topped off with brandy caramel
Why is this not in my mouth right now?
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Yes please?
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Stunning.
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This dude is so cute
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Truth
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Just Friends…
that moment
when you come out of 7-11 with a monstrous bag of munchies in your hand, are high, smell like weed and have been trimming (practically rolling in it) for hours and you walk right into a cop
